SHRIMP HATS

+ origin story

FYI I have no idea what the difference is between a note and a post but based on how no one saw the shrimp hat post in the notes, I’ll try it out as a post. Please let me know if I posted this where it was supposed to be posted. Did it send you an email? Do you just crack open substack and scroll? I’m a terminally online 21 year old man in the prime of my fuck, I should know all this stuff.

A few years back I tweeted a short story about a shrimp mishap at Benihana when I was 5 and it went semi viral. I was already doing a bit about how in The Dark Knight Joker eats a piece of shrimp in a scene and nobody talks about it. I guess I’m always thinking about shrimp. Maybe because shrimp is a vital part of the economy in my home town of Gulf Shores, Alabama. I am forever indebted to shrimp, so I made a hat with a shrimp on it. Ok here is a link to some new shrimp hats camo and sand/blue.